Crude jokes for Android

Crude jokes app for android description: Over 1900 crude jokes.
They are just that crude they contain swearing are are likely to offend think you re funnier then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
Warning these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.
Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset new jokes added weekly submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
Move to sd card (android - 2+ only.
) This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app share with sms email copy to clipboard(via menu button) for posting to social networking sites.
Random joke button hold the left arrow to go back to the start hold the right arrow to go to the end link to developer s other apps in the market change the size of the text change the color of the text change the style of the text change the background rate the appexamples of what 39 s inside (jokes are not censored in the app): what do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair? C t stubble.
Quot the sunday school teacher was speaking to her class one sunday morning and she asked the question when you die and go to heaven...
Which part of your body goes first? Quot suzie raised her hand and said i think it 39 s your hands.
Quot why do you think it 39 s your hands suzie? Quot suzie replied because when you pray you hold your hands together in front of you and god just takes your hands first!
Quot what a wonderful answer!
Quot the teacher said.
Now tommy raised his hand and said teacher i think it 39 s your legs.
Quot the teacher looked at him with the strangestlook on her face.
Quot now tommy why do you think it would be your legs? Quot tommy said well i walked into mommy and daddy 39 s bedroom the other night mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was moaning 39 o god i 39 m coming!
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