Police jokes app for android description: Love them hate them or are one!
These jokes are for you.
Over 1200 of the best jokes about the long arm of the law.
Think you re funnier then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
Warning these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.
Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset new jokes added weekly submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
Move to sd card (android - 2+ only.
) This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app share with sms email random joke button hold the left arrow to go back to the start hold the right arrow to go to the end link to developer s other apps in the market change the size of the text change the color of the text change the style of the text change the background rate the appexamples of what 39 s inside (jokes are not censored in the app): a male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: man: what 39 s the problem officer? Cop: you were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: no sir i was going 6- wife: oh harry.
You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.
)Cop: i 39 m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: broken tail light? I didn 39 t know about a broken tail light!
Wife: oh harry you 39 ve known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.
)Cop: i 39 m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: oh i just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: oh harry you never wear your seat belt.
Man: shut your mouth woman!
Cop: ma 39 am does your husband always talk to you this way? Wife: no only when he 39 s drunk.
Quot a judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench.
One day the judge glared down at the man who was still intoxicated and thundered it is the sentence of this court that you be taken from he
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