One line jokes for Android

One line jokes app for android description: A huge collection of over 2100 short jokes and observations on life.
New jokes are added weekly to this colorful little app.
The user interface is simple and easy to navigate.
Please fee free to email me your comments or suggestions.
Think you re funnier then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
Warning these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.
Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset new jokes added weekly submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
Move to sd card (android - 2+ only.
) This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app share with sms email random joke button hold the left arrow to go back to the start hold the right arrow to go to the end link to developer s other apps in the market change the size of the text change the color of the text change the style of the text change the background rate the appexamples of what 39 s inside (jokes are not censored in the app): facebook never letting you forget any of the s s you 39 ve s d.
Quot i just p d so hard a little bit of laugh came out.
Quot there is a fine line between 39 hobby 39 and 39 mental illness 39 broken arms: painful but humerus 3 out of 4 people make up 75 of the population.
Quot disclaimer appsolutely fabulous takes no responsibility for the content of this app.
None of the jokes were written by anyone at appsolutely fabulous they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app.
We accept no blame for any offense caused care has been taken to remove offensive jokes however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.