Funny joke advice for Android

Funny joke advice app for android description: a day without sunshine is like well night.
Quot the internet is full of funny sayings and advice and this app collects a bunch of them all in one place.
Have an amusing thought with you for any occasion when you need a laugh.
And remember if you 39 re ever having trouble opening a bottle of champagne hit it with a ship.
It really works!
Note: contains offensive language and adult sexual themes.
Dozens of witty tidbits change the size color and style of the text submit your own jokes for future versions think you re funnier then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
Warning these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.
Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset new jokes added weekly submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
Move to sd card (android - 2+ only.
) This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app share with sms email copy to clipboard(via menu button) for posting to social networking sites.
Add your own stories random joke button hold the left arrow to go back to the start hold the right arrow to go to the end link to developer s other apps in the market change the size of the text change the color of the text change the style of the text change the background rate the appexamples of what 39 s inside (jokes are not censored in the app): for spotless results clean your house with clearasil.
Quot take up meditation!
It beats sitting around doing nothing.
Quot smokers.
Save on matches and lighters by simply lighting your next fag from the butt of your last one.
Quot hospitals.
Increase the revenue from on site car parking by selling off the cars left by dead patients.
Quot i saw a sign today which said 39 stop look and listen 39.
So i did.
Got hit by a f g train.
Quot disclaimer appsolutely fabulous takes no responsibil