Drink and drugs jokes for Android

Drink and drugs jokes app for android description: Over 1100 jokes and witty remarks about alcohol and drugs.
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Warning these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.
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Move to sd card (android - 2+ only.
) This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app share with sms email random joke button hold the left arrow to go back to the start hold the right arrow to go to the end link to developer s other apps in the market change the size of the text change the color of the text change the style of the text change the background rate the appexamples of what 39 s inside (jokes are not censored in the app): i hate people who take drugs...
Such as policemen customs officers etc...
Quot things that are downright impossible to say when drunk: - thanks but i don 39 t want to have sex.
- Nope no more booze for me!
- Sorry but you 39 re not really my type.
- Donner kebab? No thanks i 39 m not hungry.
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Quot beer vs.
Vagina- beer is always wet.
Vagina needs a little work.
One point to beer- warm beer tastes awful.
One point to vagina- a really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to beer- if after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth you may vomit.
One point to vagina-...
Quot my local 39 s rough as anything.
I went to the pub quiz the other night.
First question was what the f k are you looking at? Quot an 39 alcoholic 39 on the jeremy kyle show just admitted to drinking 39 eight or nine cans a day.
39 f g p y i can drink that in four hours.
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