Dojo - best stuff in london for Android

Dojo - best stuff in london app for android description: So...
You 39 re on the play store and you 39 ve ended up actually reading the long description about what we do (you really can 39 t be that busy...
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This is the moment where we need to convince you that dojo is the best app in london isn 39 t it? You want us to tell you something...
Something big that will make you say ah interesting i 39 ll download this dojo thing and give it a whirl.
You want us to explain exactly what we do probably in bullet points...
Bet you 39 d love nothing more than a few easy to read bullet points wouldn 39 t you? Well guess what? We aint in the mood for bullet points...
We 39 re going for long ol 39 sentences today.
Okay if you 39 re still reading now it really is time to tell you what dojo does...
Here 39 s the problem: there 39 s a load of cool stuff going on in london every day pop up restaurants brand new cafes interesting alternative art exhibitions etc...
London is full of em 39...
The problem is you don 39 t know if these things even exist what time they open or how to get there do you? That 39 s where dojo comes in.
We find the bad ass stuff to do in london we give you all the details about it and then you can get there via uber or citymapper all within the dojo app.
Sold to the young lady at the back!