Best random jokes for Android

Best random jokes app for android description: Random jokes a large collection of funny jokes on many different topics.
Think you re funnier then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
Warning these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.
Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset new jokes added weekly submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
Move to sd card (android - 2+ only.
) This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app share with sms email random joke button hold the left arrow to go back to the start hold the right arrow to go to the end link to developer s other apps in the market change the size of the text change the color of the text change the style of the text change the background rate the appexamples of what 39 s inside (jokes are not censored in the app): bbc news: two pedestrians die in collision.
F k how fast must they have been walking? Quot do you ever wonder where people got their surnames from? Perhaps mr baker was a baker mr butcher was a butcher and mr butler was a butler etc.
How very apt then that my name is mr dickinson!
Quot ponderisms: can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to put your two cents in..
But it 39 s only a penny for your thoughts ? Where 39 s that extra penny going to? Once you 39 re in heaven do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have?...
Quot some of the finest double entendres that were aired on british tv and radio.
- Pat glenn weightlifting commentator and this is gregoriava from bulgaria.
I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!
Quot - new zealand rugby commentator andrew mehrtens loves it when daryl gibson